Freeman's Mind： Episode 31-uAp7ehzpO6A.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Hey, something just occurred to me.

#300:00:15,785→00:00:19,237

Why do microbiologists need a missile silo?

#400:00:19,237→00:00:23,418

That would be like our department having a... medical bay.

#500:00:23,418→00:00:26,167

Mm, my gun feels light; I should reload.

#600:00:27,140→00:00:32,006

I suppose it's possible I won't encounter anyone else hostile tonight, but...

#700:00:32,006→00:00:33,767

no, that's not possible.

#800:00:35,056→00:00:38,410

Yeah, it even has the red glow of Hell lighting there.

#900:00:38,410→00:00:41,964

There must be a way out of here that doesn't go straight through Hell.

#1000:00:41,964→00:00:44,100

Well, if there's one thing I've learned today,

#1100:00:44,100→00:00:47,468

it's that missile launches are not like the movies at all.

#1200:00:47,468→00:00:49,362

I thought there were all these procedures,

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two different people with special keys,

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a small crew of people to monitor all the systems,

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but no. It's just a big red button that says "Launch".

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[gunshot]

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DAAAH!

#1800:00:58,596→00:01:00,614

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!

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[gunshot]

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YEEE!

#2100:01:01,705→00:01:03,949

I GOT IT THE FIRST TIME!

#2200:01:03,949→00:01:05,692

I didn't see anyone.

#2300:01:05,692→00:01:08,244

I may have seen a muzzle flash...

#2400:01:08,244→00:01:09,700

I don't know...

#2500:01:09,700→00:01:10,601

Blehblblbluh...

#2600:01:11,115→00:01:11,975

Okay...

#2700:01:11,975→00:01:12,534

Blehblehbleh...?

#2800:01:13,477→00:01:16,622

Maybe I've been too hasty to judge about that underground passage.

#2900:01:16,622→00:01:18,591

It's starting to look better now.

#3000:01:19,187→00:01:20,819

Okay, go go go go go!

#3100:01:22,837→00:01:23,467

Mehnuhn?

#3200:01:24,957→00:01:25,500

Mehnununbid...?

#3300:01:26,821→00:01:29,033

Then we're all in agreement, let's take the ladder.

#3400:01:31,028→00:01:36,133

Yeah, better to reign in Hell than... get shot on the surface.

#3500:01:36,873→00:01:39,843

Christ, those rounds left a pockmark on this suit.

#3600:01:39,843→00:01:41,853

I'm going to have welt marks for sure.

#3700:01:41,853→00:01:43,956

Ah, another tram.

#3800:01:43,956→00:01:47,236

I'm going to be depressed if all this does is loop back to the old track.

#3900:01:48,013→00:01:49,367

The hell is this?

#4000:01:50,481→00:01:52,918

It looks like some sort of camera...?

#4100:01:53,402→00:01:55,031

Can I sell this?

#4200:01:55,031→00:01:58,107

It looks like good quality, whatever it is.

#4300:01:58,107→00:01:59,376

Does this come out?

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No.

#4500:02:00,414→00:02:02,434

Oh, wait, there's some sort of trigger on the back.

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[powering up]

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[chirps]

#4800:02:05,845→00:02:07,434

Oh. Oh!

#4900:02:08,207→00:02:10,033

I saw these.

#5000:02:11,151→00:02:13,985

Okay, I think I'm done messing with this one.

#5100:02:13,985→00:02:16,300

I don't want to touch it anymore.

#5200:02:16,876→00:02:17,961

I'll take this one.

#5300:02:17,961→00:02:20,446

I just hope it doesn't turn on while I'm carrying it.

#5400:02:20,446→00:02:23,934

What the hell... it's like I'm caught fishing line... there we go.

#5500:02:24,982→00:02:27,234

All right, um... on.

#5600:02:29,075→00:02:31,771

Hm, I just thought of a paradox.

#5700:02:31,771→00:02:37,097

Maybe the more people I kill, the less likely I am to be the fall guy.

#5800:02:37,097→00:02:40,286

Because, sure, they could say I killed five or ten people,

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but can they really pin dozens and dozens of armed military personnel on me?

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[tram squealing] I think--WHAT? NO! NO NO NO!

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NOT AGAIN! I'M OUT!

#6200:02:50,873→00:02:53,133

Ah ah! Uniform! Unif--

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New Yorkers talk like they're all big and bad,

#6400:02:58,099→00:03:00,667

I bet they don't deal with half of this shit in the subway.

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I think if I ever hear someone complain about their commute again,

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I'm just going to punch them in the face.

#6700:03:07,879→00:03:10,868

"My drive home's worse than yours."

#6800:03:12,527→00:03:14,653

Well, that's two more to add to the count.

#6900:03:14,653→00:03:18,551

Yeah, I think it's going to hard sell pinning all these killings on just me.

#7000:03:19,780→00:03:20,681

What's this?

#7100:03:22,931→00:03:25,161

This is useless. This doesn't go anywhere.

#7200:03:25,161→00:03:25,676

What?

#7300:03:26,664→00:03:29,018

Anyway, my background doesn't fit the profile:

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no military training,

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never fired a gun,

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acquitted for petty theft,

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not a member of any extremist organizations,

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has PhD in a theoretical physics.

#7900:03:38,690→00:03:40,667

Yeah, that sounds like our man.

#8000:03:41,068→00:03:43,319

What the hell is this room?

#8100:03:43,319→00:03:45,393

I guess this is an abandoned missile silo,

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since we got enough funding to just keep making more of them.

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Of course, no ladder, no stairs.

#8400:03:51,613→00:03:53,222

Guess I'll just drop down.

#8500:03:53,222→00:03:55,434

So, who are some other spree killers?

#8600:03:55,913→00:03:57,648

There's Timothy McVeigh.

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He had military training.

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Well, Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a spree killer,

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but he received about as much government attention as I'm getting right now.

#9000:04:07,470→00:04:10,567

He had military training... and was an extremist.

#9100:04:11,543→00:04:13,452

Ugh, that's gross.

#9200:04:13,452→00:04:15,667

Hey! Get a room, you two!

#9300:04:18,932→00:04:21,500

This is a FAMILY missile silo.

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I have nothing more to say to you.

#9500:04:25,123→00:04:26,139

Who else?

#9600:04:26,139→00:04:28,533

Charles Whitman, military training.

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I'm a hard sell.

#9800:04:30,199→00:04:30,601

I think--

#9900:04:34,705→00:04:37,397

Christ, you people were under the stairway.

#10000:04:37,397→00:04:39,033

This place is low class.

#10100:04:40,010→00:04:41,073

Let's see.

#10200:04:41,073→00:04:44,934

Alvin York killed dozens of people and he was a hero.

#10300:04:44,934→00:04:47,000

He didn't even want to; he was like me.

#10400:04:48,724→00:04:49,922

Am I a hero?

#10500:04:49,922→00:04:50,921

Eh, I don't know.

#10600:04:50,921→00:04:54,223

I don't think it's heroic if the only person you're saving is yourself.

#10700:04:54,223→00:04:55,780

I'll take that.

#10800:04:55,780→00:04:58,020

Dammit, this whole place is flooded.

#10900:04:58,020→00:05:00,519

Well, I'm running out of options here.

#11000:05:00,519→00:05:02,435

All roads lead to water.

#11100:05:02,435→00:05:05,067

It would help if I had a clue where I was going.

#11200:05:05,962→00:05:08,182

I can't see a damned thing.

#11300:05:08,182→00:05:10,701

Eh, screw it, maybe I'll find somebody's car keys.

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[underwater mumbling]

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[underwater panicking]

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[gasping]

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WHAT GIVES?!

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SOMETHING WAS BITING ME DOWN THERE!

#11900:05:42,391→00:05:44,508

This pool sucks, I'm getting out!

#12000:05:44,508→00:05:46,156

At least, I think I am.

#12100:05:46,156→00:05:48,719

I'm having that sinister feeling again

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where every hallway here looks it loops back in on itself for no damned reason.

#12300:05:55,787→00:05:57,309

Steady...

#12400:05:57,309→00:05:57,838

Shit!

#12500:05:57,838→00:06:04,667

[underwater mumbling]

#12600:06:05,981→00:06:08,968

Yeah, the water is always wetter on the other side.

#12700:06:09,857→00:06:10,367

What the--

#12800:06:10,968→00:06:12,029

What the hell is that?

#12900:06:12,029→00:06:14,155

It looks like a prison guard tower.

#13000:06:14,155→00:06:14,868

I don't get it.

#13100:06:17,250→00:06:19,139

This place makes no sense.

#13200:06:19,139→00:06:23,934

[underwater mumbling]

#13300:06:24,561→00:06:25,986

...it's unconstitutional...

#13400:06:26,202→00:06:33,834

[underwater mumbling]

#13500:06:34,537→00:06:37,373

Okay, that passage is the only one left, I think.

#13600:06:37,373→00:06:38,580

I'll check out.

#13700:06:38,580→00:06:40,533

If it I looks good, I'll keep going.

#13800:06:40,533→00:06:43,854

If it doesn't, I'll come back... or die, I guess.

#13900:06:44,391→00:06:44,787

No.

#14000:06:48,700→00:06:55,267

[underwater panicking]

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[underwater straining]

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[gagging]

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[gasping]

#14400:07:11,891→00:07:13,455

Oh dear God...

#14500:07:13,455→00:07:14,781

Oh God...

#14600:07:14,781→00:07:15,734

Oh jeez...

#14700:07:16,226→00:07:18,502

Oh... oh...

#14800:07:18,502→00:07:22,832

Okay, I think I'll take a breather.

#14900:07:22,832→00:07:26,067

Oh man. That sucked.

#15000:07:28,720→00:07:32,436

And those worms or whatever keep BITING ME!

#15100:07:32,436→00:07:34,067

BLAGH!